Top 25 Geriatric Songs Of All Time List

List compiled from the birthday card I received from my wife this morning for my 58th birthday that I felt needed to be saved for historical purposes and not sent straight to a landfill near us!

#25   Let’s Get Physicals

#24   Ain’t No Burrito Mild Enough

#23   I Wear My Bifocals at Night

#22   A Hard Day’s Nap

#21   Who Left The Milk Out

#20   The Long and Winding Nose Hair

#19   I Can’t See Clearly Now

#18   I Just Died In Your Arms  (Call 9-1-1)

#17   Moany, Moany

#16   Knockin’ Knockin’ Knockin’ On The Bathroom Door

#15   I’m Bringing Saggy Back

#14   To All The Girls I’ve Disappointed Before

#13   I Want A New Drug Plan

#12   Hey You, Get Off My Bumper

#11   Rock Me Gently, Damnit

#10   1-900 Is The Loneliest Number

#9    Achy Breaky Hip

#8    It’s Only Muzak, But I Like It

#7    Groovy Kind Of Love Handles

#6    I’ve Had The BM Of My Life

#5    The Sound Of Silent (But Deadly)

#4    Stair-Lift To Heaven

#3    Baby Got Back-Ache

#2    Y.M.C. Eh?……..

#1  Geriatric All Time Top 25 Hit

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